I type lol a lot, but I need you all to know that I fucking HOWLED laughing at this. God damn is the new onion on point.
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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Ate the onion again!
You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.
Last I heard from him it was the "spanking". You'll excuse me if I don't want to seek out more.
Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.
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Yeah, that's how the rest of us reacted too.
That's why you don't take peanut butter into bed
I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.
“The demon made me suck those men off too— and now my wife is pissed”
Hot damn the onions still got it.
Now this I believe
That Demon? JD Vance.
Omg, a rare onion article that sounded absurd to me and didn’t fool me. Takes me back to the before time… member?
This is commentary on Tucker saying that a demon attacked him and clawed him up while he slept.
Ah, a "wet" dream!
Is that not what he actually said I thought it was?
That's part of what makes it so great; the original story was equally insane.
Did Tucker happen to catch the most recent episode of The Casual Criminalist?
Thanks for indirectly letting me know that a new episode dropped.
Become consumed by the Whistlerverse.