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Ate the onion again!
You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.
Last I heard from him it was the "spanking". You'll excuse me if I don't want to seek out more.
Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.
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Yeah, that's how the rest of us reacted too.
That's why you don't take peanut butter into bed