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[–] brown567 60 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

is it not supposed to be??

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Without looking into the actual stats, it's so incredibly common it's normal. There are pedantic pros and cons to both; it's trivial. But more people have a second toe shorter than the first.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feet causing you problems?
Pedantics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] QuantumSparkles 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It just makes a lot of shoes and socks uncomfortable and it’s bad for your back

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From what I’ve been seeing I think a lot of shoes are just uncomfortable as-is. My longer big toe gets pushed around by the side of a slimmer shoe and shoes in generally aren’t quite wide enough around the toes for most people’s feet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shoes are fucking horrible. There is no reason we should be shaping our feet to match our shoes. It's like a way less extreme version of Chinese foot binding, but it's so common it's insane. Bunions and foot pain aren't normal, they're normalized. Wide toe boxes! We need wide toe boxes!

Thank you for attending my Toe Talk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have duck feet, and always assumed 'wide' shoes were just how a well fitting shoe was supposed to feel.

Then I bought a cheap pair of barefoot style shoes, which often have ridiculously large toeboxes that some people avoid just due to how they look.

It was nirvana; finally, a shoe that truly fit! I can never go back now.

Also @[email protected], you might wanna try some if you haven't!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I started with these. Unfortunately only available on amazon, but they were an affordable way to try them, and they've been surprisingly durable!

Once I confirmed that I loved the barefoot style, I eventually invested in some vivobarefoot boots as well, and those have been fantastic. (If you go that route someday, look for them on eBay and wait for a deal).

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok, this is an exaggerated (and badly drawn) drawing, but do people wear shoes like in option 2? Or do I just have comfortable shoes??

Low quality diagram with a drawing of 1. foot in shoe, there is space in front of the toes; 2. foot in shoe, the toes are comically squished.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I've seen women's shoes like that. But even picture 1 isn't good for you. Your toes are naturally wider than the rest of your foot (take a look at a toddler walking barefoot sometime to see this). Toes splay to give us balance. Shoes that are like picture 1 or, God forbid, 2, push the toes to be narrower than they should be, causing crowding, overlapping, and bunions, among a host of other issues.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, it's bad for your back? Why?

My lower back problems started pretty young. Never would have thought my stupid long long toes would be related.

[–] QuantumSparkles 2 points 2 months ago

It effects your posture, gait, and weight distribution which all effect the pressure and strain on your spine

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Culture section of that article is a wild ride. Like phrenology for feet.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Don't listen to them. These weirdos just have extra long foot thumbs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mom has longer second toes, and she always said “It’s a sign you’re descended from royalty.” She also said stuff like “An ancestor ran away with an Indian princess” and “We’re descended from Sir Francis Drake” so my mom, though I love her, does not have a fully-functioning bullshit sensor.

[–] Scubus 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dunno, kinda sounds like shes bullshitting you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The toe thing was definitely a little tongue-in-cheek, but the other two she seemed to fully believe. When I pointed out that Drake didn’t have any children, or at least not legitimized, she acted confused and said it was something that the family had always said. Well… someone was bullshitting someone!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My own personal no-evidence theory is that if the person has particularly long fingers, their second toe will be longer than their first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I comply with this theory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hello fellow Mo-Toe-er

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No?

At least in my experience, I've never looked at someone and wondered what their feet look like.

Or realistically, what any covered-up part of them looks like.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Ngl, had me in the first half

[–] knobbysideup 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm one of those. It sucks. I keep breaking them.

[–] SuzyQ 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've only ever broken one bone... And it was the tip of my second toe on my right foot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All I'm hearing is that you guys have inferior skeletal systems which is completely unrelated to the toe length

[–] knobbysideup 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I stub my toes constantly. I also have a longer second toe than big toe. Still have never broken a bone in my feet or anywhere else, for that matter.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Really? My mortons toe is a good amount longer than my big toe, but neither foots has ever been hurt. Also, my toes are very controllable and I can pick up all sorts of stuff. They're sweet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never broken a toe, but both my long 2nd toes are curled. I have size 13s as an adult, and I remember outgrowing shoes frequently but still wearing them past when I should have because I hated shoe shopping. I think I basically bound m y feet out of laziness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I used to think the same thing about my toes, even down thinking I did it myself ...

Then I had kids who have my weird curled toes too, and I know damned well Ive never let them wear shoes that are too small. Theyre just built that way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My friend just had part of his toe amputated.

Like an hour ago maybe not even....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you tell by looking at his face?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Not why i commented but I'll answer anyway, i cannot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a half and half. Left foot has a shorter second toe, right foot has a longer one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

We're gonna need you to pick a side.

[–] Makeshift 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What? It’s not like, everyone? Huh. TIL.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

New form of racism unlocked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No, but I will now....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FellowEnt 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah but can you wiggle your little toes independently?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I was always told people with a long second toe have dominant personalities

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