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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

If your vagina identifies as chiral.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Angry upvote.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I thought there was only front and back!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.

She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That sounds straight out of a comedy show.

Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The gloves fit on both hands...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Don't disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.

[–] prettybunnys 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.

Light Flow or Regular Flow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Light flow or Runny flow

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For when u got that doom 64 pussy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

You win this whole post!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

How did you get this photo of my ex?

[–] [email protected] 211 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Large and Roided

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I thought it was "Lemmy" and "Reddit"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Large, little, light, ludicrous...

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Amazing comment

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whats the torque spec on these?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

For Australian vaginas

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

Yes, but that's no fun.

Why not "rare" and "legendary"?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Its like Twix

You wouldn't get it

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."

Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.

[–] Tar_alcaran 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

TIL suppositories don't have just one possible application

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Depends on which way it hangs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

[–] agamemnonymous 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.

Don't worry, they both taste the same.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.

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