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[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Amazing comment

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whats the torque spec on these?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Give'er til it clicks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

3 ugga duggas. no more, no less

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

My GOD do not 3 ugga duggas a pussy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

3 would strip the hell out of a yoni. You want it to not leak, not to never come out without the hot wrench.

[–] captain_aggravated 2 points 1 day ago

Just put the pink torque stick on your rattle gun and send it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Shit, where's my socket set gone???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There's a indicator that lights up when it's snug

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

For Australian vaginas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, the Clitoris force

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

She'll clap you for sure