this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Let me do it for you…

…Kermie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

That stupid trend. But damn if it didn’t make me laugh every time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

Does lemmy have useless red circle sub yet?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The borzoi is what happens when you describe a dog to someone who's only ever seen horses and ask them to draw it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Fun borzoi fact: borzois feature prominently in a chapter of War and Peace (Tolstoy's epic novel which probably would have been better titled Whatever I Fucking Feel Like Writing About Next). The narrator describes one character's prized borzoi and mentions that he paid a family of serfs for it. He doesn't mean the character gave money to a serf family in exchange for the dog - he means that the price of the dog was a family of serfs. Imagine being that serf family and finding out why you have to move to a new estate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I love stupid memes like this

[–] babybus 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This is my favorite stupid meme. I upvote every repost!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Old but gold.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Do you know what sponges are made from?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That’s one sad looking pizza

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

They're cheesy sticks, idk from which place, but yeah they're sad looking

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's just cheesy bread from Papa John's. It's pretty decent.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So pizza without sauce?

Ah yes papa John’s say no more. 🤮

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Better than Pizza Hut, Dominos, or lil' Caesar's.

But it's more like garlic bread sticks with cheese.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 14 hours ago