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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

By increasingly expanding the population?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

By causing global warming which will eventually kill the virus, like a fever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 24 minutes ago

If we're a virus, we're like herpes. You can try to kill us, but we'll always come back.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

There's a cure for life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Just some humans

[–] [email protected] 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A motorcycle the dude works on himself

[–] rc__buggy 2 points 11 hours ago

Braaaaaaaaaaaap!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago

C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jumuta 7 points 5 hours ago

steve jobs hahahsh gottem

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] Ulvain 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

That's an amazing name for a horse.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...

My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

It truly is the forgotten pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

[–] [email protected] 43 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

[–] funkless_eck 2 points 11 hours ago

it's crazy how there's no way to play an unplayed Steam game v they should do something about that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.

One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Preludes are awesome! I've got an old Miata that I've had for years, similar situation. I've thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I'll never see it back. But she's mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yeah! I've had mine since last summer. I had a 4 speed auto in high school and college, and I always told myself that if I could do it again, I'd get it with a stick so that's what I managed.

What gen Miata? I've been wanting to drive an NB for a long time, but I can only realistically afford to have one 20+ year old car at a time lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Mine is an NA, '95. I really dig the popup headlights. 1995 was a good year IMO. First year with the bigger 1.8, and still had OBD1.

My brother has an NB for years, so I've had plenty of seat time in one of those as well. They feel really similar to the NA, with better suspension travel. Great cars!

[–] Grass 4 points 12 hours ago

is it stupidity?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I read this as OOP philosophy 😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

[–] shaserlark 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Dave? Is that you??

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Life bro! That's Life!

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