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[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...

My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It truly is the forgotten pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I keep setten em' up and they keep drivin' around em'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jumuta 15 points 3 months ago

steve jobs hahahsh gottem

[–] Ulvain 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A motorcycle the dude works on himself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm sure it's some sort of expensive hobby he's addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

People are technically sexually transmitted diseases

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.

One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have this tattooed on my back

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay... Well... We'll just put you on the "do not ever fuck" list.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That is absolutely for the best

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

That's an amazing name for a horse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Have you tried using more cowbell?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

[–] shaserlark 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Dave? Is that you??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

[–] Grass 5 points 3 months ago

is it stupidity?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It carries coffee addiction

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Life bro! That's Life!

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