this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: finger up his butthole

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Fingers in butthole is the only truth

[–] PuddleOfKittens 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wife?

[–] MeDuViNoX 62 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon got digitally violated.

[–] Yerbouti 46 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Do people have any idea what being autistic means?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

For them, apparently an excuse

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.

You know

'trolling'

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.

[–] weker01 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Insightful, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How loose is anons butthole?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No history, no origin, it just exists. Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

we do a little penetrating

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Anon needs to stop dating his sister.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Wife material.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.