this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: finger up his butthole

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Fingers in butthole is the only truth

[–] PuddleOfKittens 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wife?