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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The number of app ideas I have been pitched in an Uber.

When I was working in software I would tell them I worked for the government and couldn’t talk about it, to avoid saying I worked in software, to avoid being pitched app ideas.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can imagine.

I work in the environmental field. I either get hare-brained conspiracy ramblings, or 'oh. Yeah. It's important we put things back the way we found them...'

I should really do an uno-reverso one time and just NOT shut up about advanced topics. Buckle up, bitch. The next 45 minutes are all going to be about soil physics

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Soil...physics?

turns down music

Go on...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Buckle up, bitch. The next 45 minutes are all going to be about soil physics

Now I have a reason to be an Uber driver in your city :-D

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Somebody once pitched me an app idea and it was x-ray on your phone. So basically you take a picture of your arm or leg or whatever to see if it's broken.

All he needed to get this totally doable app idea off the ground was someone with the ability to get a camera to convert visible light into different part of the spectrum. If you guys can get on that I would appreciate it. I tried looking on the stack exchange but they weren't any help.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Can you imagine the actual horror of random people just spraying X-rays all over the place in public?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You just have to tune the light antennae to the higher frequency. Apple makes it hard to do, because they're preparing to sell their x-ray watch, but I'm pretty sure you can do it on Android with a screwdriver and a soldering iron.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I take an Uber a few times a week to work, and usually ride home with a coworker. Yesterday on the way into work, I think my Uber driver was confused and thought I was another Uber driver because he would not shut the fuck up about all the inner workings and how he already drove for 8 hours but was gonna miss some sleep at 11 am in the morning because the app told him a ton of people needed rides right now. I had finally got him to stop talking when he realized my first stop was at Chinese food restaurant, he then proceeded to ask me a ton of questions about the food, up to and including how it makes me feel after I eat it. I understand if you are an extrovert, but my god there has to be a line where you take a hint and stfu.

Edit: looks like I got a downvote, so either my Uber driver saw this(sorry man I just don’t wanna talk), or there is a butthurt extrovert(deal with it, we deal with you) out there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What made them think you were an Uber driver yourself?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I don’t know, that’s why I said I thought he was confused.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I've been doing some rideshare driving recently and I default to silence (besides greeting them), but I definitely prefer the chatty passengers. Kind of the best part of the job, really.