I knew I got the title wrong haha

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

God thing they specified before rock paper scissors cause other wise this looks like a beat off contest.

Levar Burton>Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Some of you need to learn to turn down the power on your microwave and cook your food for longer, it results in a more even temp across the whole plate and won’t dry things out as easily.

“goooood times” didn’t spell that our for ya?

Yes, it shouldn’t. But when someone changes like this we need to let them own the change rather than complain it shouldn’t have taken so much to change. He admitted fault and chose his child, he finally gained perspective. No different than convicts should be forgiven after serving their time in prison, he did his time locked in his hate, and found a road out whether we feel it selfish or not.

I’m the Thane of Whiterun bitch, what do you think!?

They already had 26,000 rape related pregnancies, just 26,000 rape related pregnancies, NOT 26,000 total rapes.

That’s only 26000 RAPE RELATED PREGNANCIES. Not the total number of rapes unfortunately.

This is too woke for half of America now.