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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

All of that seems correct, except WWII was actually before the Hamburg flood of 1962. Also, Germany doesn't have any Bass Pro Shops either, so there are in fact no pyramids.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that what drowned the giants?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Definitely. I was born after 1962 and have never met a giant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My family was around for generations before 1962, and we have stories passed down of the time of the giants, when coke had cocaine and you could buy a hot dog for a nickel get change.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Back when I was a kid there were lots of giants around. Then as time passed they shrank to more manageable sizes. Now there are lots of little people around instead, I suspect they're gnomes.

[–] Reverendender 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is possibly the least logical thing I have ever read in my life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stick around this community for a while...

[–] Reverendender 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh I’ve been here a while, lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Every breath you take, i'll be watching you

[–] RoquetteQueen 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is it just me who cannot read these things at all? It's just word salad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I get what they're going for sometimes. This time? The image I posted was basically my reaction.

[–] AngryPancake 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

it's all about Da MEAT

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Presumably one of the meat models.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone says that every time I post one of these. I don't think there are that many satirists.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Satirists and comedians HATE this one trick!"

Posting your utterly insane and deranged thoughts on the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I liked it better when it was chain emails and i could filter grandma's emails.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The messed up part is that Facebook actively pushes this garbage. I use Meta for work/networking, and I have this stuff on my page all the time. You can't block it because there's so much. You can't report it; the Facebook reply is basically, "no, nothing wrong here. It's supposed to be like that."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

@Flying Squid I have no trouble believing that academia scientists are baffled. Everything else is up for grabs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Arby's is ~~sentient~~.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think that's just an 8 year-old