Sorry, it's a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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Jesus judgy much? Have fun dying alone this is what everyone wants nowadays
Have you tried it? You never know, it may awaken something in you. Some are born to be ass men!
Not sure how I would know how to respond to "Heee-hawww".
Or, "Heeee-eeeee-eee-haw-haw" if she's feeling whimsical.
Boyfriend cuts her open. "It's RAW!"
Fucking raw, please
“My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”
Is this why grannie porn is trending in my area?
Screenshot meme and send it
It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive
Source: am shitposting ho
I guess a threesome would make her an idiot sandwich?
I guess behave like a reality TV subject?
No, for real, just tell them.
...instruct him. /s
I'll show you how to brûlée an ass!
Where's the lamb sauce? Where's the lamb saaauuce???
"Wait, are you wearing a condom?"
"It's fucking RAW!"