this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Silicon Valley companies yet again deciding if they should involve themselves in affairs they have no business being a part of. Where the fuck is Congress?? Oh right, eating out of these fuckers’ platinum assholes.

There’s obviously no way this could ever go wrong, Silicon Valley companies always make decisions based on what’s ethically and morally best for everyone, so I’m sure they’ll make the right call.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't be evil... Oh wait...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We could make more... Money...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tech bros: "But what if AI could have a little murder rampage, as a treat?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Tech CEOs are privileged people who will do what ever and say what ever to make lots of money.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the idea of a fancy autocomplete trained on Reddit and 4-chan deciding whether or not someone should be murdered or not. Sounds like a fantastic idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hmm, who would be on the list?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

“Obviously not… but, then again… money…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Speaking of things that are deadly, that mullet/soul patch combo in the preview is rough

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yea were seriously considering what some dude that looks like that thinks about weapons?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At long last we've created killer drones from the cautionary short film "Slaughterbots".

Of course, given how jank what we've decided to call "AI" is if you tried to make a real Slaughterbot it'd probably be blowing up random people or patches of the wall that it thought looked like a face.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

fully autonomous

How about 'what the fuck is wrong with you?'

Tech bros reinvent the button smh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s time to get those parts to build an EMP.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Someone make a project called OpenEMP quickly so we save r&d time

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Do not create the Torment Nexus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

SV: No, that would be unethical.

Armies: But we'll give you lots of money.

SV: Oh, yes then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don’t be evil.

Billions of dollars later.

Ok, do be evil.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If it decides tech bros and billionaires are legitimate targets, sure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This is fucking sick

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"What's a viable business model for all these idiot robots we keep building?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Silicon Valley has no word in this. It's givernments who decide what kind of weapons they want for their militaries.

[–] wander1236 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Silicon Valley has lobbying money

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If silicone valley has the AI and the AI has internet access you all are suckers for ever thinking you have anything. It's all gone. Bye!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sure they are going to allow it for the reason that they will gain more money

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stupid looking goon should be the one to go first

[–] n3m37h 4 points 1 month ago

It already is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Implement Asimov's 3(4) Laws of Robotics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hack one of that automated turrets and change the promp sounds pretty easy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Eventually? Maybe, but frankly Asimov had those rules for a reason. Now? It can't even decide what it said a second ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The current discussions of LLM and algorithmic learning being referred to as "Artificial Intelligence", is super duper frustrating to all us science fiction fans. There is no AI in the Asmiov sense, no one is even trying to make that form of AI.

Having said all that, and this is the coldest take ever. Robots shouldn't kill people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At best, LLMs are a small slice of a pie that would constitute an artificial intelligence.

I suppose you could look at this 2 ways: either, when we talk about the state of AI, we could say that, yes, we have it, but only this one small part that kinda works ok; or (the more traditional route) would be to say that AI doesn’t exist until all of the constituent technologies have been both developed and assembled.

Obviously, we know which one the marketing departments of many companies choose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ok so just imagine this guy doing a TED presentation ala Weyland in the first Alien reboot movie, and just splice that as the intro to the first Terminator movie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn’t matter because AI will be weaponized against the masses no matter what your opinion of it is. It’s the billionaires with the money and influence to make sure it becomes a weapon and they will 100% be beneficiaries of said weapons so OF FUCKING COURSE they will use it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The answer is no. But of course some idiot is going to do it and make the thing able to self replicate and fuel from "biomass".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

ha ha ha, no way a farrow plague upon your house

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nuke Silicon Valley

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I remember that show, maybe I should pick it back up