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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?

Hell yeah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 49 minutes ago

I think you might still need to have HRT if you want the other effects of feminization HRT, like breasts. Might get you closer though.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago

There is no downside here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Im pressing the button twice

[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Pressing it again... and again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Clickety clickety click!

Clickety clickety click!

I didn't get any money.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 18 hours ago

god I hope I don't get the billionaire one

[–] [email protected] 33 points 20 hours ago

Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.

And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you know how many of them went to Epstein's island?

These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don't even have to lift a finger.

I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you'll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron's attention then flash him your tits and he'll be horny so you'll be golden.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago

Can I press the button until I get both?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

depends how this button exactly works

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

you could donate a hundred thousand a year to charities, use two hundred thousand each year inflation adjusted, and have it last until you die, probably.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ew. Rather not....

Worry about who was exploited for all that money.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

It's magic. Just like the transformation.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago

Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

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[–] mindbleach 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 17 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Wait hang on there's a pictures for sad children about this.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I really don't wanna become a bilkionaire but...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

giwtwm, I hate how I'm a hon

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

but imagine long pink natural hair

[–] [email protected] 1 points 55 minutes ago

That would be neat, and would make dying it easier in some ways.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

So instant billionaire or future billionaire?

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