This meme would’ve decimated my 3rd grade cafeteria.
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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It works, approx. 1 in 10 people are gay anyway
yes, no. I don't see how this is so tricky
Are you gay: yes Are you lying: no
Guys I don't see the trap.
Just learned that I'm gay. Any fellow dudes who want to hook up? Any tips on how to tell my GF?
I’ll tell your gf if you tell my wife.
Deal, maybe if we show 'em the meme, we can go on a double date.
We're in 196,what do you think?
But wait! Gay has a second (or rather first before the currently common one) meaning! I can thus answer this honestly without triggering the trap, provided that I'm in a joyous mood at the time!
Foiled your dastardly plans again, Ra's al Gay!
Wait, you have to be happy for that?
Guess I'm into men.
Rules lawyer: There's nothing stating you must answer with "yes", "no" or "yes or no", thus the following remain valid: Aye, Affirmative, Correct, Yep, Yus, Nah, Nay, Negative, Nope, Yaaaa onii-saaaan~
Got it, here goes:
Are you gay: Totes mcGoats
Are you lying: nah
Yeppers.
Double yeppers.
INFINITE YEPPERS.
/yeppers intensifies
I can only use yes or no once? "No" for the first question and the second question stays blank since I already used my one yes or no.
This reply feels awfully like a reddit comment
You're on what is essentially federated reddit...
Yet this place is very different from reddit no?
I do think it's different, but i don't think it's as different as a lot of people here seem to want to believe
No it definitely is, the questions and comments here get respectful and goodwilled replies (most of the time that is) while on reddit i would get 3 comments degrading me for my choices 1 that says im stupid and should do my research 2 trolls 1 actual answer to my question and ankther person telling me that they're better cause they know the answer. The "redditor cliché" is not so much a cliché as it is an actual representation. At least in my experience.
In short this place is not nearly as toxic as reddit is
Edit made an addition
That's just Lemmy being a smaller community. I've seen plenty of toxicity on here as well. In a way proportional to the size of the community. And especially more on some specific instances.
I really think it's a matter of size. Especially when something gets more known and attracts people that usually wouldn't come around.
Given time and popularity, every place ends up too crowded and full of shitty people.
For now, we are still living the good life. Just like the folks, from where Furiosa came from.
Reddit is the Bullet Farm.
Damn, I guess im a girlkisseer now :3
Saaame :3
Is being pansexual more or less gay than simply being homosexual? 🤔
more.
I can only use no or yes once. I can use other words as much as you want
So i can just say "da" and "ba"
Bold of you to assume it's being gay that I lie about.
R u geeey
Do your parents know you're gay?
Elementary me felt like quite the fool when I said no.
first ask any question, and then depending on the answer, either ask a question or its opposite
No and No (i can't count)
What if I split up the "no" in half and answer both questions with half a no?
That would mean you are half gay
I'm bi
are you gay? No
Are you Lying? .....
crickets
If I never say anything..
Are you gay? Yes or no
are you Lying? .......
Are you gay: 1 time