this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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[–] Furball 139 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Between the anime picture and the fact it’s on 4chan I was really dreading the end

[–] pelespirit 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Every step of the way too. The dancing, the hug, the stay at her house. It could have gone horror very easily.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta start reading them from the bottom

[–] andrew_bidlaw 14 points 2 weeks ago

I think the whole greentext is written to edge on incest but never providing on purpose. Too many nods at that scenario.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

See the trick is to skim the last few lines first so you know what you are getting into

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Skimming the last line is how I read "boned" instead of "bonded"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a study to show that people enjoy books more when they read the last chapter first.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the people I guess. I personally lose all interest in a book or movie if you spoil the ending for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

ngl, was waiting to get wrecked with this too...

[–] southsamurai 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, it's greentext, so you know the two rules.

That being said, mine and my sister were pretty horrible to each other as kids. Not in the same ways, but that's beside the point.

It wasn't until we were both not only older, but had lived apart for a long while that we could be friends rather than just doing the bare minimum you do for family.

Sometimes, it's about growing enough to let go of the bullshit, and that takes time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's been odd being an only child. I catch so much shit for it, while all the siblings I know all but torture each other simply for existing.

Look, my parents are just as immature and self absorbed. I'm not special, we're all just dealing with the folks who made us. Be nice to your sibling.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

i love subversion of expectations

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Real and straight. Anon didn't get laid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Where's the rest of it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

start choking up

Sister performs the Heimlich maneuver MFW she both nearly kills me and saves my life F that, never taking any liquids from her again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

No time like the present to patch up rocky childhood relationships with family members!

[–] TheSlad -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow what a lame ending, I got all excited for nothing :[

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I can't fap to this

[–] felykiosa 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah what a shame we had the wholesome ending and not the degenerate goth incest ending. /s