Keep it silly though
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I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won't happen again
Better not or will expect the refund immediately
Console cheat codes
~~Tomater~~ Brainer
picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))
Tomato minigun
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
Slow-mo tomato
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)
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That's pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.
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A page that just says "Made you look" and a visitor counter.
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Make one that just says you're wrong. Then we can always go "Oh yeah? Well this website says you're wrong"
Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say "Sorry [name], you're wrong"
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pull a random image from imgflip and a random text from `fortune-mod', add it as caption and post the result when you click a button.
A website where you pick compatible wine or spirit production techniques and it calculates the resulting alcohol and sugar contents so that you can mix and match them but still have some idea of the outcome.
Example
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Fermentation - Inputs; water, yeast, fruit pulp (dropdown supported fruit types)
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SO2 addition
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Acidification/Deacidification
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Chaptalization
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Fining
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Distillation - Input: number of times
Result: 99% Alcohol (You suck at winemaking)
Hitting 99% is as impressive as it is impossible making wine :D
Distillation x3 or more does that, or just x1 with a really good still (a reflux still for example) and competent user.
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Can you make a similar webpage that Homer Simpson made with all the random things you found on the internet and a visitor count?
A website where you are shown 3 images of three different writing pens. You are tasked with guessing which pen is the most expensive.
This website can be made, but it requires a dataset.
Ah of course, the tomato website but it's beans.
Ah, of course, the beans website, but it's in a tomato sauce.
English to newspeak translator
Double-plus-good idea
Make a website with the piano plaing cat where you can select a sound file and then press spacebar for the cat to hit the keyboard.
A 3 card monte game.
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