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[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.

[–] Mouselemming 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Single dad erasure!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Earn your red wings yet?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

/s

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, he's crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, ~~where is it~~ did one of you females mess up the order again?!

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I'm so sorry, sir! All I found in the women's cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like.. HELLA GAY!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Tnx, the funniest thing I've read in a while

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honest question, WTF is going on over in America?

From my POV as an outsider looking in, your whole political system has gone mental. What happened to just governing and campaigning with common sense? How the hell did the truth become optional? Why is every issue a "culture war" issue? I can't wrap my head around it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

As someone on the inside of the US...I don't know. We've always had a pretty strong strain of anti-intellectual idiocy, but the past decade or two has just been bizarre. The ugly hate and willful ignorance is embarrassing, scary, and really demoralizing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When interviewed, a Friend of the victim said: dang bro, this beast would usually just smash a 6er of Busch light, blast some rock music and he be back to clam-slammin' in no time flat!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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