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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.

[–] Mouselemming 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Single dad erasure!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Earn your red wings yet?