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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ha! Santa doesn't want me to drink his blood and eat his body. Take that!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you asked?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...no. hmmm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've eaten so many chocolate santas though, I'm pretty sure someone wants us to eat him. Someone ought to convene a committee to investigate this sort of thing.

[–] JadenSmith 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm not sure if I'd want to ask Santa for his chocolate, partly because he may be into it and that frightens me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget to donate money to your local pedophile crossdressing "virgin" every Sunday!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, don't disparage cross dressers like that. No need to lump them in with the sudo-cannibalistic christians.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a Linux user, I feel personally attacked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

bash: annibalistic : command not found

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Chimpanzee that!