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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Joke’s on you; I don’t speak English.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...wait a minute 🤔🧐

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No no, you misunderstand, the only thing he knows how to say in English is that he doesn't know how to speak English

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He said he doesn't speak English. He is perfectly capable of reading and writing in it, tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Of course, why didn't I think of that? He can't just listen if they're speaking in a blue accent or a yellow like me and you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Que?

[–] erusuoyera 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] erusuoyera 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I forgot about that one. Classic -er, I mean, Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What does it mean if I'm able to easily turn off one side of my brain and do the directions both ways

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It means you are in a dream. Wake up!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

eeeeeeeeee
that left and right brain nonsense

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brain keeps fighting to not see the small letters as "yes"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Wait this isn't a problem for me....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Anyone in the mood to reply with the message in a format that I can copy paste?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Not sure how well this will copy/paste and keep in mind it's markdown so has to use   for spaces.
But:
Edit: displays different on mobile and PC. RIP.

No                         No
   No                   No
     NoNo       NoNo
          NoNoNo             NoNoNo        NoNoNo
              No              No        No     No
              No              NoNoNoNo       NoNoNo
              No              No                          No
              No                NoNoNo         NoNoNo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No                         No
   No                   No
     NoNo       NoNo
          NoNoNo             NoNoNo        NoNoNo
              No              No        No     No
              No              NoNoNoNo       NoNoNo
              No              No                           No
              No                NoNoNo         NoNoNo

Without nbsp thing(works for me but idk for everyone)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Awesome! Thanks for your work. For me this renders correctly on whatsapp in landscape and on the element desktop client.

Here is a monospace optimized version:

No          No
 No        No
  NoNo  NoNo
    NoNoNo    NoNoNo     NoNoNo
      No     No    No   No
      No     NoNoNoNo    NoNoNo
      No     No               No
      No      NoNoNo     NoNoNo
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If anybody does it would be the perfect answer on multiple levels.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children) 
 ___________________
< No no no no no no >
 -------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Good ol cowsay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's like having /bin/yes output no

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

alias yes='while [ true ]; do echo n; done'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

For me it outputted "That's not true, that's impossible!" (source: in my head)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I need a pasta of this for when I get asked to man the open day stall on a weekend...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yesn't.