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Arcane Nepo Babies (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

irony of Rusty appearing in this meme as the artificer is too much

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

No one else built a Walking Eye.

Look around. Who else has a Walking Eye? That's right, Walking Eye, everyone wants a piece.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

yeah, the "s" in the title is doing some heavy lifting

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

sorry not sorry that warlocks have more fun than any other class I guess it's a patron thing 💅

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Aren't we all?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And? Cats and dogs usually seem to be having more fun anyway...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The thing with cats is they assume they're the patron.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

warlocks have more fun than any other class

Love to be dragged into a plane of eternal torment and subjected to the most nightmarish cruelty my patron can devise, because I failed to fulfill condition XXVI.a.243-0.1 in the infernal contract.

Love to have a creature of mad whimsy show up to cause sheer bedlam at the worst possible moment, because I stumbled in a grove half-starved and ate fruit from the wrong Fae Lord's magical bush a lifetime ago.

Love to be forever trapped under the unblinking eye of the Divine Surveillance State with an angel's merciless glare boring holes into the back of my neck because my great-great-great-grandfather pledged himself to the seventh generation as part of the Glorious Crusade of the Most Righteous High One.

Warlocks having so much fun right now... weee... :-(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My pact was that I gave a unicorn some carrots in return for a 1d10 cantrip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My gnome warlock got their power from getting married to a fae lord after a drunken night of revelry. Their pact was the divorce settlement and their familiar was their lawyer.

It is so fun to play the straight person around random bedlam.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's a Patrón thing. I'd be having more fun than anyone else if I were hammered right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Oh you are in for a treat. Streams continuously on adult swim. Season 2 starts to really take off in quality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't be too hasty entering there! I had TACO BELL for lunch!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well, the Master of Disaster is an official degree, so I feel a Dr. of Doom would be not too farfetched