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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this the second Harry potter book?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • Sexologist's Stone
  • Chamber of Testicle Experiments
  • Prisoner of Chastity
  • Goblet of Siring
  • Torture of the Penis
  • Half-Cum Prince
  • Deathly Swallows
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

“You’re a jizzard, Harry”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

That's it. You won the internet for today.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
  • Sexologist's Stone

Also known as Intimacy Specialist's Stone in the US

[–] IrateAnteater 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Well that would depend on exactly what type of experiments he's doing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

My first thought. Are they tongue-based? Maybe this guy is just very dedicated to getting his oral game on-point.

When I was younger, I certainly knew that the only way I’d go from good to awesome is with practice practice practice. It paid off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It involves pagers, nbd. 😇

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Don't look up the Henderson tool

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

He has a a free couch, he just needs help getting it out of the basement. Totally fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Worst Harry Potter book ever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

There’s warts alright

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You should be worried someone will show up before you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

is this the penis explosion chamber

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

no it's a TESTICLE experiment only