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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You're goddamn right

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They don't even look special? Like...TMNT pizza always looked so amazing. Those just look like normal ass eggs.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.

I gotta know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hey all you people

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.

[–] EmoDuck 18 points 1 year ago

Fish eating other fish isn't cannibalism. It's like humans eating other mammals

[–] gears 5 points 1 year ago

It's made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You're literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.

You know what's better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.

You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.

[–] pornhubfan 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You need to try better ass.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun

[–] eestileib 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

TIL I'm a porn star. I guess that's a promotion from slut?

I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

I think it's an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it's kind of out of nowhere for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.

But that also means it's a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn't something you do unless you're in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.

The authors of ass eating memes aren't taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like "man, I'd like to eat that random person's ass out of nowhere without any prompting". And what I'm saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person's ass is fucking nasty at that moment.

Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I'd love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that's not what they're doing.

[–] ashenblood 3 points 1 year ago

This has been a highly informative discussion about eating ass, and I want to thank you for your contribution.

May I suggest that the depravity of eating a stranger's ass is a large part of what makes it such a widespread meme? A significant portion of the internet relates heavily to being a degenerate coomer, and thus memes which emphasize this aspect tend to be well-received.

As my late grandfather always said, "Eat ass till you pass"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it's okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But then... would Leela love you or the worms?

Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.


♪ Young man! There are leaves all around

I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground

I say: young man! Won't it make a cool sound

When you

Stuff

It

In

Your

Leaf hole ♪

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.

Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mines is Solid Snake's rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots and missile impacts

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Because you were the first, fam.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The rat’s food

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything from house moving castle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

*Howls Moving Castle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.

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