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A little too high on shrooms starter pack (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Small story. I've done more than my fair share of shrooms in my day. My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead, but that's not the point. I found a new person to acquire them from and being an "expert" psychonaut, I took about the same amount as always(4g) expecting a pretty moderate trip. Turns out the new guy knows how to grow some spicy Bois and I couldn't handle 4g of them. I'm not advocating for drug use, but if you plan on taking shrooms, remember that every bag is different and I am a huge proponent of taking a micro dose of any new batch before going for a macro dose. Dip your toes in before diving head first Anyway, this meme is literally me. Gave me a giggle

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead,

I wish my resume looked that good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Be the turtle rancher you wish to see in the world, friend. Or something like that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oooof goin from Teachers to Penis Envy, huh?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Enigma! Stopped pretty much everything after that incident.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Completely fair! It’s been five years for me… I haven’t even eaten my teachers (I intend to soon!)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tried 1g of Makilla Gorilla and 1g of Golden Teacher (months apart) and the gorilla felt 3x stronger at least. I never knew that before, it's much better now that we can buy them in stores.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah! I only learned that when I grew some teachers. A mate of mine has some different types and knows a lot more about their strengths.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's why I still prefer LSD over shrooms, even though I hate that the trip lasts twice as long. With LSD you always know how much you are taking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Most of the time! DrugsData now shows the amounts in tested samples and a dose can vary by quite a lot! In my life experience though, a dose usually just feels like a dose. I definitely have tried some that blew me away in just one dose though hahaha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

So much this. You can’t undo taking too much, and you can have a real bad time for hours.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Someone wasn't prepared.

[–] can 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Mindset and setting, folks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also dose

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not exactly the same but I've seen someone consume an entire pyramid of gel tabs. They ended up naked with jumping cactus on their balls. An RN at the rave picked it out and we got him to his car. He then jumped on the roof of his car until the cabin was concave, somehow got his keys and just plowed through the desert, cacti and all. No idea what ended up happening to him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

He completed his transformation and became one with the desert in the form of a new type of semi-sentient cactus.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The sweating one. I once thought I pissed my jeans, but had instead dumped a gallon of two of sweat out of my whole body, while I sat on the bathroom floor counting small tiles.

Good to grow up since then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I was once tripping hard at a party, and they had a ceiling with some tiles with holes in them. So obviously i started counting them. I soon realised that it's less of a counting thing and more of a math problem. I took some toilet paper and started scribbling down numbers. I remember as soon as i wrote all the numbers down, i didn't really remember where the numbers even came from and why they are so important to me. When i had the final result, i wrote it on my arm and flushed down the toilet paper. Every few minutes i took a look at my arm and repeated the number in my mind.

At some point the police knocked on the door, because of a noise complaint. I thought it's because they wanted the numbers and went to the toilet to scrub it off. And was so relieved that they are gone. Then i got mad at myself because i forgot tye numbers. I sat down at my place on the sofa, looked up and saw the holes and remembered, and had to laugh out loud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How many tiles did you count though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I don't think I was privy to the result lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Or rather how many frac-tiles?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

i brought a big bag of ground magic mushroom powder with the intent on selling enough to get my money back.

I sold 5 little pill capsules full of it and ate the rest. God I miss that 2 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Shpongle

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why did you leave out the part where you cry for like four hours straight?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not straight. More like crying, followed by maniacal laughter, followed by more crying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

These days, it's zero crying for me, but that first time, I had a loooot to work through. And I was in an unfamiliar place/country. And my friends didn't take theirs and went to sleep, leaving me awake by myself. And then I took my friend's dose, too, because it "wasn't doing anything."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Puking absolutely makes it better. It doesn't get the psilocybin out of your system, but at least the nausea will be gone. You always feel better immediately after puking.

Also, avoid looking into the bathroom mirror when you are having a bad trip

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I would honestly say avoid looking in the mirror when you're having a GOOD trip. You'll be trapped! Trapped I say!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This starter pack definitely needs a "trapped inside the mirror for hours".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The mirror dimension is the main reason i'm looking forward to mushrooms

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Speak for yourself, even when on mushrooms I know that puking just makes me feel immediately better, it's like a system reset, but I understand it doesn't work that way for everyone

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Man, I gotta find out how to get ahold of some of that stuff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Go on reddit and look at the uncle bens subreddit. That'll learn ya.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Everyone always talks about how easy this is but it still looks involved AF to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Depending on where you live you can just go pick them from the ground. Obviously take care and make sure you can ID correctly... But it costs only time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Where are you located? In Canada, there are gray market options in major cities (i.e. physical storefronts) and online.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish they did more for me than just make me feel super drunk. Did them twice and I didn't feel closer to nature, didn't trip balls, didn't even feel good. I just felt like I drank an entire bottle of Jim Beam; but was left with a slightly more pleasant taste in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you're on any mental health medication they can severely blunt the effect. Also if you're eating less than an eighth you won't really trip. A quarter is better.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Completely depends on the shrooms. Like 100%.

I recommend 1 gram increments every hour if you've never tried the bag before. Once you know how strong they are, you'll know how much you need for the trip you want.

I've taken 3.5 grams and been fully in control with minimal visual and the biggest experience was mild time dilation.

I've taken 2 grams and been unable to use my phone because the screen looks bottomless for several hours, and I'm barely keeping whole thoughts processing.

Blindly advising someone you don't know to munch 7 grams of random shrooms is a terrible idea. You are correct that anxiety meds can blunt shrooms, but even then 7g is a massive dose.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I don't understand, everything except the first paragraph (which doesn't apply to me) is exactly why I enjoy mushrooms

Does it mean I'm always doing it at starter level?

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