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[–] [email protected] 171 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I hate the trend of censoring profanity. It's the internet you fuck-cakes

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I gotchu

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The red looks like it's above the meme?

Like it's piled on top?

It's hard to explain...

It's wrong in a strange way

Thank you for your efforts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It is. The red is above the ducks which is above the fucks

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

un-censoring should be a thing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I try my best when I see it o7

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

fmallardk

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Watch your language! You can't just throw around offensive words like c*nsor

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

I hate the fact that for the longest time, iOS would autocorrect fuck to duck. And worse yet, they touted no longer autocorrecting it as a new feature as part of their WWDC keynote.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like "unalive" instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it's made for a damn toddler.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Honestly a more theologically consistent explanation of God than whatever the fuck organised religion has been up to for the past 5000 years

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's not about humans and never has been. Maybe by the time the gods realized how much of an issue humans were, we were already too widespread for them to destroy us without either running out of mana or ruining earth for everything.

Maybe the cancer is a god's plan, but it's not working well enough.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TIL about this weird ass mf giraffe weevil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What usecase does the weird design have?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

operates as a stand-alone forklift in the bug world

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck it, man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Fuck^infinity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh oh. We're getting shut down now.

[–] southsamurai 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's a part in a discworld book about a creator "god" obsessed with making beetles lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

The Last Continent

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

you know we can swear on the internet right? we all know it says fucking.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Crabs are his chosen people

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That’s why he spoke through a burning bush

[–] threelonmusketeers 7 points 3 days ago

Take your upvote and get out :)

[–] can 24 points 3 days ago

What the f🦆ck

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Everyone freaking out over censoring fuck when there a beetle that looks like a giraffe out there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

The cure for cancer? That too is a beetle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Anyone got links to these particular species, especially the wasp one?

Don't give a f🦆k about the children either, carcinization is expected I thought.

ETA: guess what I duckduckgo'd "wasp beetle" and found it. I feel like a genius https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clytus_arietis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

J. B. S. Haldane has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Comma splice here, comma splice there.

[+] [email protected] -10 points 3 days ago (4 children)

All cancer is toxin exposure. The cure has been known for a long time, no toxin exposure.

Butt....families of cancer victims vote for pollution and smoke, etc.

Lost a family member to cancer in a cancer cluster around a church-owned industrial plant.

When the cases piled up, they did like Jesus woukd do and moved to another state. Didn't have money for raises for years because working for the Lord, but did hire consultants to fire employees and shut the plant down.

Keep believing us, we care, and we're working on a cure until federal funding and charities run out of money.

Sponsored by your friends in the petrochemical industry.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can get skin cancer from sun exposure, does that mean the sun is a toxin? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No but it is a deadly laser

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Not anymore there's a blanket~

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cancer is a DNA mutation. Those mutations can be hereditary, random chance, or environmentally caused.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

The mutations can be from that list, but mostly in our current world it's exposure to toxins.

Another toxin is media paving over real causes and making the story monetise curing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah I don’t know about the veracity of the statement ‘all cancer is toxin exposure’ you got a source to back that claim up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As a society we are choosing to have industry that creates cancers. If we chose to stop doing that, maybe instead we could spend our time appreciating the beauty of each beetle.

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