myster0n

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DJ Who's Ein

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Boiling the pasta removes some of the starches from the pasta, which is why people recommend adding some pasta water into your sauce. Maybe you're allergic to those starches?

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At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

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You need a key though, which only the landlord has

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I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

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Or maybe she meant "I agree, but don't post that where EVERYONE can read it!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Libbed up? Or lubed up?

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