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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They were formerly gifted at that, too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Night shift?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does espresso count more or less?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

99% of Tumblr

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sleep until noon? In this economy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Do more crime

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they're children without jobs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Instant coffee, water, milk, ice. Make coffee into paste with water in the cup, pour milk to the top, put in ice, stir not shaken

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I appreciate the answer (iced coffee is really popular here in Japan). I was mostly poking fun at how someone would make coffee out of ice (like ice tea -- isn't that just cold water steeped in other water?)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I've heard of people making coffee and then freezing it into ice cubes to put in different things. You could totally make ice coffee too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Absolutely. I keep meaning to try that but always forget until I'm already making coffee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Add your preferred amount of sugar to the paste and shake it vigorously instead, so it makes a think foam. Filter water and milk through the foam and add ice cubes. You now got Greek Frappè

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck off, I'm still gifted

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I drink cold brew, thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.

[–] southsamurai 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I feel so seen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

There are two kinds of bi people:

I'm not gay, but...

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

[–] rambling_lunatic 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you try it, you’ll like it :)

[–] Soulg 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Good on you for trying!

[–] rambling_lunatic 3 points 1 month ago

The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.

That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

oh god, they found me, too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Gay and coldbrew, thank you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

stfu and leave. me. ALONE!

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