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[–] [email protected] 215 points 2 months ago (13 children)

If you scatter carts in random places the supermarket has to employ someone to collect them. So you are a job creator^TM^. This is why I never return my cart, and also why I jump on cartons of milk in the dairy aisle and take a dump in the broccoli.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (10 children)

People who actually think this are using it as an excuse for their bad manners.

The person employed by the supermarket to gather carts is not employed to return your cart to the cart return near your vehicle. They are employed to gather the carts from the cart return near your vehicle and bring them back to the store building's cart return.

By doing this, you do not create more jobs (as the cart return employee position already exists whether you return your cart or not), you create more work for an already probably underpaid employee and you also increase everyone's autoinsurance because when the wind blows the carts damage other people's vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK, you got me, I actually always return my cart and seldom shit in the broccoli.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... But what about the milk?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

That information is classified. But you'll know it when you see/smell it.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That explains Elon Musk. He's a job creator, right? Destroyer of everything.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Jean-Baptiste

Emmanuel

Zorg

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of teens saying that janitors are paid to clean so what's the issue with throwing trash on the floor?

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart because it gives me a sense of superiority

We are not the same

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart to get my euro back that I put in to unlock it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Mr fancy pants here with full euro coins.

I treasure my red plastic €0.50 coin replica more than my life.

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[–] IrateAnteater 79 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No one will punish you for not returning the cart

My opinion on this is reason number 8735 why I will never, and should never, be in charge of a country.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I too have thousands of reasons why I shouldn't be in charge of a country, however I do have one good pitch.

My appointment to dictatorship would be guided solely by autism. I guarantee my powers will only be focused upon my two fixations that deal with the general public, trains and healthcare.

If made supreme leader I will not only make the trains run on time, there will be more trains, more hospitals, we would even have trains that can take you to your job at the hospital. I would shape the perfect world for me, and vicariously a more efficient and safer world for you.

Demand Me for dictator 2024

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why not put the hospital in the train? Instead of taking the train to the hospital, the hospital comes to you

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I'd vote for you.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (31 children)

Don’t be a lazybones folks!

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

My favorite part about when this gets posted is that there is always someone trying to justify not putting the shopping cart back.

Edit: didn't even have to scroll half a screen length lmao.

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[–] MeDuViNoX 60 points 2 months ago (12 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (23 children)

Flawed. Here, you must insert a coin (or if you have it, a token with the shape of the coin) that will only be returned after you put the cart in the correct place.

So you actually lose something if you don't return the cart.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That doesn't mean the concept is flawed; it just means those businesses were smart enough to put in countermeasures against bad people.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It also means that the people who do leave the shopping cart in places without the deposit are the kind of cheapskates who can be bought for a euro. They're only neutral evil.

True chaotic evil assholes would pay the deposit on several carts only to leave them.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Mhm. That said, only a few places around where I live have "coin operated" carts. I guess the places that do have them got tired of the selfish, inconsiderate sobs who didn't return the carts.

To me it feels so utterly strange to just dump a cart in the middle of a parking lot and, seemingly, think nothing of it.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As a combination cart pusher and cleaner for a supermarket, absolutely fuck anyone that doesn't return their cart or worse, throws it into a gardenbed

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I used to see threads like this on reddit where people would defend the act by claiming it keeps people employed. Anyone who has worked in retail knows otherwise, but it doesn't stop these neanderthals from existing and making their bullshit toxic arguments.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

100%

And knowing how corporate works in these sorts of places, they ain't gonna hire/roster more people to deal with the extra work, just push the existing staff even harder so they don't have to pay out extra hours.

The worst shit is when I see someone dumping a cart, they see me, smile and nod at me and then walk off like they haven't just been caught being shitty.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've always told my family I like to build up "cart karma." You get karma by bringing a cart in with you from the parking lot, or returning the one you use after. You lose karma by leaving your cart in the parking lot. Even if I'm going in for a single item, I'll take a cart in from the parking lot with me and leave it in the rack by the store.

I don't really care about cart karma, it's just a way of saying that it seems like the nice thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

st peter at the pearly gates: "yup, looks like you're up 14 carts overall. welcome to heaven."

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That goes for everything you can return but don't have to. You can throw your trash away after the movie, you don't have to leave it in the theatre.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.

Cart Narcs. Those guys are fucking crazy. They were doing their thing in Texas. I've read stories of idiots pulling out guns for less.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I take other people's trolleys back on my way because I'm not a piece of shit.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I would add scooping dog shit is another test. There are people out there who will bag the shit and then leave the bag on the ground for the poop to steam in for a few days before they put another bag right next to it to keep it company.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

I'll do you one further. It is morally correct to take a cart from the parking lot to use in the store rather than grab one from inside the store.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

BUT! What if the parking lot is four miles long and there are no cart returns anywhere and you're tired because you've been working 20 hour days with no time off and it's 140 degrees outside and the grocery store is exploiting their workers and you haven't eaten in days and you have a disability and the carts are coin operated and this is literally the only way to solve the unemployment crisis? WHAT THEN??

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Murica, fucked up because of shopping carts. In germany you have to put money in the cart, and get it back while bringing the cart back to where it is from. Problem solved.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

To shop is human. To return is divine.

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