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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.

Cart Narcs. Those guys are fucking crazy. They were doing their thing in Texas. I've read stories of idiots pulling out guns for less.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

He's had guns pulled on him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine living in a country where some people have egos so fragile that they threaten to kill you because you told them they are lazy.