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[–] [email protected] 124 points 2 months ago (3 children)

All empty spaces should be shot glasses filled with water to help avoid a hangover.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Probably better to have a single normal glass you drink from whenever you miss, finding and filling that many water shot glasses would be pain

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean to help simulate the sea warfare experience.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Salt water only

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol poisoning the game!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First battle shots, then battle shits.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought those were deviled eggs at first and got soooo happy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not alone! I thought the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those are 100% duct taped cardboard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yea I realized that and deleted the comment but it just stays there 🤷

[–] brbposting 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I count 32 total shots, this seems like a potentially fatal game

[–] captain_aggravated 7 points 2 months ago

Depends on what's in the glasses. Probably wouldn't want to do it with neat liquor.

Does remind me of a scene in MAS*H where Hawkeye and...I think it was Beejay?...were playing checkers with shots. They drank everything they captured. One gets across the board and he says "King me." and the other puts an olive in the glass. One has clear liquor (presumably their homemade gin) and the other has a brown liquor, apparently whiskey.

I would recommend "kinging" the whiskey glasses with a cherry rather than an olive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Considering that the goal of drinking games is to get you drunk I think it's ironic that the winning team in almost all of these games is the one that drinks the least.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now we need games for other drugs.

Cokeopoly. Meth chess. Heroin pong. Weed go.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Better. You should work in marketing.

[–] captain_aggravated 11 points 2 months ago

This is an amazing idea.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

You drank my battleship!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know, nitrous oxide canisters are kinda peg-shaped...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Battle wippits?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

This is brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Y-you jusht shank my-my baht..my baht-t-tl.. my boat!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I have played this before you need a team of 2-4 to play it. We used fireball but also allowed for some water shots as well

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

We played baseball

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_(drinking_game)

It’s better for parties of more than 2 people

[–] phlegmy 1 points 2 months ago

This one's even worse. You take a shot if you miss, they take a shot if you hit: https://youtube.com/watch?v=kUMaIr4MEHg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Add a full mug of beer after getting a ship sunk!