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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TBF the British Monarchy would eat tomatoes on their pewter plates, because of the acidity the tomatoes would begin to dissolve the plates, Injecting various poisonous elements into them.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Also, tomatoes ARE poisonous as they are a nightshade and contain solanine. Same with potatoes. The modern concentration of solanine is negligible, though, so unless you have a sensitivity or allergy to nightshades you should be fine consuming large quantities.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: potato plants under the right conditions can produce fruits resembing cherry tomatoes. They are extremely poisonous.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Another fun fact: Since both potatoes and tomatoes are nightshades, you can graft them together and have a plant that produces both potatoes and tomatoes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They compete for nutrients though. It's a novelty, but will eradicate your soil and produce crap plants.

[–] funkless_eck 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

called the "Tato" in the fallout universe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think Tato(e)s are just mutated tomatoes. You never really pull them out of the soil to harvest the potato part.

[–] funkless_eck 1 points 1 year ago

according to the terminal in the Prydwin it's the hybrid of the two

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Tato_(Fallout_4)

[–] Corkyskog 3 points 1 year ago

I am confused as to how the TBF relates to the rest of your comment.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tomato's - mash them, smash them, base your entire cousine around them!

[–] samus12345 8 points 1 year ago

What's "maters," precious? What's "maters," eh?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, the tomatoes were brought from America to Spain and the to Italy because Naples was part of the AragΓ³n kingdom back then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I am awesome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Italians took noodles from the silk road, tomatoes from Columbus, and pretended to have a culinary heritage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just nonsense. Everything originally came from somewhere else, including humans themselves. Italians invented new uses for those two things and thus established a near-peerless culinary heritage.

Also, tomatoes were first brought to Europe by Spanish explorers. Please don't give that genocidal monster any undue credit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Those explorers just brought them over after Columbus showed them where the tomatoes were.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So they invented fusion cuisine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nop the Portuguese did

[–] samus12345 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And I hate them to this day - unless they're part of a sauce or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you never had any really good ones. I eat cherry tomatoes like treats, sometimes.

[–] samus12345 1 points 1 year ago

They're just too bitter and slimy for my taste. To each their own, though!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Same, if they are not on my pizza or not on my pasta I won't eat them