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1. Pick some friends that you like
2. Download "I Am Never Going To Give You Up" by Rick Roll
3. Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
4. Give the disks away as "fun, retro" drink coasters
5. Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them

Label in sharpie as "Bitcoin password" and superglue to the sidewalk in a busy area. Watch people try to pick up.

Dude. RAID.

Click on them to save your files.

Download a car

Sell them as 3D printed save icons.

Carry one in your pocket so you can whip it out in a threatening gesture... like in the film hackers

Thank them for the retro-themed coaster set

Contact TDK about extending that limited lifetime warranty.

Get a few suitcases at Goodwill or something, stick a floppy and some 'redacted' papers in a red envelope, leave them in random places around town and observe what happens. Make sure to wear a trench coat and sunglasses when you 'forget' them at each drop point.

Floppy disks are a way to install linux on your microwave try a distro like arch linux it's microwave safe

Whatever you do, as soon as you crack it open get your nose right up there and inhale deeply.

Load virus on to banking system to embezzle fraction of cents on each financial operation.

Put all your precious documents on the disks and then rub a magnet on each one of them to make sure they are properly energized. The stronger the magnet the better.

Hand them to zoomers as 3d printed save buttons

Split up something like Puppy or Damn Small Linux across them all.

Build a PC with 15-20 floppy drives and insert and mount them all.

Boot Linux off of all the floppies.

Start a porn collection of high quality pictures. Be sure to zip span them across all disks… all 1 photo

Put a 240p rick and roll video inside and write cryptic labels on them. Spread them around the city and rest knowing that someone is going to go through hoops only to get Rick rolled.

Write your own copy of Windows 10, minus the bloat. You'll probably have 2 floppies left

With those in hand, start waving them around maniacally and shout "WHY IS IT CALLED A FLOPPY IF IT'S SO DAMN HARD!?"

USS Enterprise

Pirate Windows 95

Several years ago, I found a 3.5" floppy in an old desk, so I wrote "(My company's product) Production backup - DO NOT LOSE" on the label, and then left it on the floor in a main hallway of our office.

In my mind, it hopefully made a few people chuckle, but my real dream was that someone picked it up and tried to return it to the development team.

Lan party coasters

1. Register you product for warranty on the company website.

World's best swap drive.

Cyberpunk chainmail breastplate

Coasters for a DnD night!

When Windows 95 was still sold on floppy, it came on 25 fucking floppies in the box.

So I say put Windows 38 on them.

THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!!!

You mean 3.5" drink coasters?

You could use them as a memory card for ps1 games.

Sell them to someone who will test and resell them to the airline or medical industry... Manufacturing is a likely customer as well, plenty of legacy equipment there that's airgapped and still running decades-old hw/sw.

Youtube warning, some Boeing 747s

Recent BBC article

(This is a wrong answer since you only have a single pack. If you had several cases, you might actually be able to make a buck)

Press them to make a real world save point.

Insert them into your urethra!

manually etch the bits yourself. Just use a hammer and chisel