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Get ready for forklift certified goth gf

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I can only zoom in and stare at her thighs for so long, but I'm pretty sure she isn't wearing a seatbelt. Which if you were forklift certified you would know is rule #1.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She has bondage gear on her back that attaches to the seat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doesn’t sound OSHA certified to me

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago

She had the paperwork all done, but she's a dom so she can't submit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think there's a black lapbelt just below her actual belt, but that might be fabric or distortion in the image.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think so because it would be covering the fringy seams on the right side of her shorts if she was wearing a belt.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

She doesn’t conform to your rules.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Nobody at the grocery store I used to work at would wear the seatbelt. One time the district safety manager was touring and asked a manager (who didn't recognize her) about it and he got in so much trouble.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh, so it's hot when they're forklift certified goths, but an alt girl doing donuts riding the forks of a powered jack is a "safety issue" for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Shit, who hasn't done donuts with one of those?

… then again I'm an alt girl(ish) person too – is "alt girls doing donuts with a pallet jack" a stereotype I was previously unaware of? I didn't get declared a public menace though, much to my disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I worked for asphalt plants as an operating engineer, we had 988 Loader Barbie. She could fill a bunker, top a silo, or dump a load in your bed. She really knew how to operate a center articulated front end Cat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

dump a load in your bed

Ah, the good 'ol Heard Turd

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

My beloved sister, God bless her, broke up with a guy a couple years ago. She shit on the floor of his bedroom and spray painted AT LEAST IT WASN'T THE BED on the walls.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Aaah Klaus. What happened to that guy anyway?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Here's the actor in an interview 4 years ago: https://youtu.be/9bHeyCKs66A

If you're asking about the character, rumor has it that his body is still driving a forklift to this day.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was beheaded at the end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always got him mixed up with all the impaling and disemboweling

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

My favourite part:

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

But what certification? CAT.5, CAT.7, ...?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

The best kind. Removes all my worries as swiftly as she wheels off them pallets

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Who's a good little cat?"
"Me, I'm a good little cat :3"
"And what do good little cats say?"
"BEEP BEEP BEEP WHIRRRRFFFFTT BONK! VRRRRRRRRR"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If she plays Farming Simulator I think I'll implode

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think that's the other goth gf

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This looks like the exact same lady as the tractor pic.

[–] brbposting 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is the popularity of that style more out of a preference for the color or is there often a deeper ethos, culture, lifestyle etc.?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It used to be the latter but with instagram and tiktok it just became another empty aesthetic.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

this has massive "name all of their albums" energy. people should be allowed to look how they want.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And they are. I'm just pointing out that goth has become a meaningless aesthetic and people who dress like that nowadays usually don't care about the entire goth subculture.

It has become completely commodified.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People were saying this 20+ years ago because goths could talk online in chat rooms, see other goths on TV, had specific nights in goth-friendly bars, etc. It was always a mixture of both - unique, but not enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm comparing it to the punk subculture which despite of almost 50 years of attempts to commodify it has stayed true to its original values and actively rejects those who only care about aesthetics and not the punk rock DIY ethic as posers.

Hence pop-punk is a separate genre and is growing more and more detached from the punk subculture that it grew out of, but the original subculture remains active and popular.

That's why buying a leather jacket and pre-torn pants would get you laughed out of a punk rock gathering where everything is thrifted and modified DIY but buying every part of a goth outfit brand new is acceptable.

Being goth has completely lost any of its countercultural value since its emergence in the 80s. It has been completely absorbed by capitalism and regurgitated as a commodity, cool clothes you can buy at shopping malls.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m comparing it to the punk subculture which despite of almost 50 years of attempts to commodify it has stayed true to its original values and actively rejects those who only care about aesthetics and not the punk rock DIY ethic as posers

*cough* Sex Pistols *cough*

This entire comment is frankly still just ridiculous gatekeep-y elitist bullshit. I know plenty of goths who aren't just "commodified tiktok posers", but I guess if your purity test is "buying outfits" then yeah nobody is a true anything anymore

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Almost every punk I've ever met considers the Sex Pistols to be posers and Johnny Rotten is a complete sellout and reactionary asshole.

You can call it gate keepy but this kind of anticapitalist and anticonsumptionist gatekeeping is what kept punk rock from being recuperated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You can tell yourself whatever you want to feel superior to others, I guess

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

no true punksman

[–] brbposting 5 points 3 months ago

Fascinating read you two, thanks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just want to back you up here and say the deeper ethos sometimes DOES matter. People need to stop acting like a piece of generally good advice applies to every situation ever. The "stop gatekeeping" pendulum has swung a bit too far (although the principle is great and, incidentally, punk as fuck!).

When did we decide everything has to be for everyone, and everyone has a right to participate in everything, just by virtue of existing? What would these folks say to someone who walks around in - e.g., Sikh cultural accoutrement - but has zero interest (and even a snobbish disdain) for the underlying religion? "Good for them, we shouldn't gatekeep"? Fuck outta here.

On the one hand, all culture and art is syncretic, full stop. I'm not saying punk rock is off limits in any way, that'd be absurd. But at this point it's got what, like 40 years of maintaining a broadly consistent ethos or spirit? That's remarkable, it's valuable, and it's only been possible because of gatekeeping - passionate community members putting forth effort to maintain the community identity. In a time when every damn thing of cultural significance is being hollowed out and commoditized for profit, we should all celebrate punk rock staying punk.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

To answer your question:

YES.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Agriculturule!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Btw, what's the grey thing on the back?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Propane forklift? I only know with diesel and electric.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Yup, they are pretty common

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

About 20 years ago I worked at K-Mart in California. They had Propane forklifts. It was a big K-Mart. We had two!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They are very common in Australia. IDK about elsewhere.

I think because its easy to keep a stash of pre-filled gas bottles in the average small warehouse, as opposed to a drum of smelly diesel and some way to pump it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it is because the exhaust is much cleaner than with diesel or gasoline.

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