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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

It was the words in his latest "intelligence" test. Coffee, honey bunches of oats, sausage (jimmy dean & Johnsonville). He got 5/5 and is a certified apple genius now

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There are dozens more on a table to the left side out off camera. Is it confirmed these brands had any prior knowledge of are actually publicly backing trump?

I am fully aware the personal pocket books of the heads of these companies are deep for the GOP.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

He’s just trying to get PAC funding from General Mills or whoever the fuck makes that shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It's all Monsanto if you go far enough.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

It's not product placement. Trump's campaign staff is making a vain attempt to get Trump to talk about the issues rather than all the ineffective personal attacks and name calling.

They've been writing speeches to get Trump to talk about inflation. This time they added some props to force him to talk about how these items cost more now. Of course Trump only spent a few minutes saying something vague about inflation and then regressed back to his typical ramblings about how if Kamala gets elected the world will end or whatever.

Ideally this kind of message would work better if Trump was in a grocery store, but he doesn't venture from his two homes very often these days, so they set up a table in front of his Golf course so he could talk about it there. So it looks like product placement, but it's just a vain attempt to get Trump to deliver some kind of economic message.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Haha the only thing they had to change between 2016 and now is replacing Pence with Vance and adding an exclamation point to the slogan.

...Holy shit... Is that why they picked Vance for VP? So they could save money on signs and shirts?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

How long till he wears a Spirit Halloween branded tie?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

This doesn't look like food. More like... plastic?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

brought to you by carl's junior

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Price is Right pricing game looking-ass conference

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he's so full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Makes me glad I don't buy Folgers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God damn it Johnsonville are the only halfway decent bratwurst my nowhere grocery carries. Guess it'll be the rare time I find them at a farmers market.

GOD DAMN IT

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

That's how he gets his funding now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

He’s showing you which products to never buy again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Hey, cool, I use some of those! Not the coffee: wtf is with instant coffee? Do most people really still use that when a basic drip machine is so cheap and ubiquitous.

And the Jimmy Dean “Hot” is usually better tasting, unless you have someone who needs the mild

[–] zalgotext 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's not instant, those are tubs of pre-ground coffee.

I'd take instant over those brands made in a drip machine though.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the best part of waking up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I can never separate Folgers from the commercial parody...

Edit: For the uninitiated

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