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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Man... Locked-in syndrome scares the shit out of me...

[–] sentient_loom 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it sounds like being buried alive.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

At least with that you will die in a few hours/days. With this you might be imprisoned in a hospital bed for years

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't wish either to my worst enemy.

Jfc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be obvious if you were conscious though? Your heart rate would be through the roof. I'm not a doctor but I'm assuming coma patients don't normally display massive increases in blood pressure and heart rate? Maybe they do. Idk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Depends. If you are on heavy medications, then everything becomes weird in terms of vitals so idk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is a condition where you are completely paralized and you can only observe things as they happen. No control of almost any muscles so no way to communicate with the outside world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

that sounds quite possibly like the worst thing ever

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just installed a few coma patients around the house. If there's privacy concerns should I uninstall them?

[–] sentient_loom 13 points 3 months ago

Just unplug them until you need them. Make sure they're not connected to the internet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

This headline almost gives me hope that eventually someone could finally get through to all those poor MAGA.

Maybe some day medical science will accomplish that miracle...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This reminds me of Radiolab's Finding Emily. On the up side, she felt like she wasn't really there entirely.

[–] Jumuta 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

nvidia building the unresponsive brain damaged patient supercomputer:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

One of my biggest fears