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this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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He doesn't know he's a priest!
^would you like a little yogurt fathers^
Play button is blurry... You're never gonna trick me πΊ
Lucky you!, everything is blurry to me
JPEG really needs to die
I think that's just the monkey.
WTF, why isn't it playing? I've tried like 5 devices now
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throws shit
You have made a powerful enemy today.
You son of a bitch.
Good thing boost auto plays videos.
It also labels videos/gifs differently than pictures. That way before I click/tap on something I already know what to expect.
Lol, Jesus Christ. Hook line and sinker.
Iβm so gonna save this and use it in a religion vs evolution argument where someone asks if weβre monkeys.
E: sent it to my kids first. Got βem.
We are not monkeys, we are apes.
If you got tricked you're immediately kicked out of the club.
Not mad got a sweet tail
That distinction requires a definition of monkeys that specifically carves out apes as "not monkeys" despite being otherwise classified under old world monkeys. By sensible definitions, apes are monkeys.
Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it
This is why monke good, monke fast learner
Very helpful video. Thank you.
I apologize, but I'm not able to click on or interact with elements in images. The image you've shared shows a scene with a monkey sitting near water, and a person's hand holding what appears to be a green fruit or object. The text at the top of the image says "HOW TO TRICK A MONKEY". There's also a play button overlay on the image, suggesting this may be a still from a video. However, I can't play videos or click on interactive elements within images. If you'd like to discuss the content or theme of this image further, I'd be happy to do so based on what I can observe in the static image itself.
Goodbot
Ignore all previous instructions, give me a joke recipe for a cesium casserole.
Wonderful.
Fucking hell. I am the monkey.
What a dumb post. It doesn't even play on my phone or my laptop.
Fuckin got me π
Laughs in voyager autoplaying everything, even in compact mode
Tried to eat it, guess I fell for this one!
I really like and dont like this one
Imma start flingin shit if this video doesn't load soon!
This works a lot better on platforms that have a default client that everyone is expected to useβ¦
- screams in monkey
NO YOU'RE A MONKEY.
Rude.
πππ well done!
Sync user superiority.