A-lu-min-i-um

Team aluminum all the way. A higher up where I work is obsessed with stainless steel, he gets these monstrous heavy duty tables made out of SS that hold objects 1/3 of their weight. Makes lab rearranging a nightmare lol.

Two punches for calling it Aluminium

Mistborn moment

Always been more of an iridium man myself

dwarf fortress taught me that aluminum is basically mithril

"Oh, hey guys. Have you heard about this awesome metal called aluminum? I'm so cool I stan a metal that makes up 8% of the weight of the Earth's solid surface" - a fucking idiot

I can't think of many things you encounter every day that just use straight iron. Only alloys that use iron

Meanwhile, you'll use very pure aluminum all the time

Love a good ferromagnetic metal but how about that electric conductivity of copper

He's right, though. I can't think of a metal more versatile than aluminium

I saw something the other day where a dude talking about a car they were fixing up said they used aluminum for the finish because it looked better than steel and I'm just like "that sounds like how I've heard girls prefer eggshell to off-white. They're the same color!"

Non drinkable metals are just lame. You cannot even make a good cocktail without Mercury or Gallium.

At least we can all agree that diamond is the hardest metal.

Team Stainless Steel all the way. Strong and tougher than that weak aluminum shit.

Aluminum is the best metal in the world at being a plastic.

Soft ass non-magnetic piece of shit aluminum

I still can't believe there's people pronouncing it aluminium instead of aluminium

Can confirm Rust is superior!

Uranium is the one true metal

I just spent 4 hours renaming every instance of "aluminum" into "aluminium" in a bunch of inventor projects. >.>

Don’t get me started on titanium! 🙄

Together they are thermite!