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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] Reverendender 117 points 3 months ago (4 children)

So…we needed…some bad guys with guns to…save this guy…from shooting…himself. By shooting him first. Am I doing this right?

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least nobody stole his trash, which was bound to happen if he had been unarmed.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

No, they needed a good gun, with a guy.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (4 children)

USE THE FUCKING SAFETY YOU IDIOTS

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (27 children)

Some guns, shockingly, don't have a safety.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don’t buy those guns idiots

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have a couple without external safeties. The idea is to carry them in a fitted holster that covers the trigger. Kydex holsters are like $25 or $30 for any given model, it's a no-brainer.

Also, they have internal safeties to prevent firing when dropped. Also, they have long and hard trigger pulls.

Don’t buy those guns idiots

You need to pass this wisdom on to thousands and thousands of police and military forces across the planet. Because Glock.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Are you saying his parents should have used a condom?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Or perhaps don't carry a gun when doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Thank God he was safe from whatever threat he was so afraid of that he thought he needed a loaded gun to take his trash to the end of his driveway.

I'm so fucking glad that I'm not so terrified of everything and everyone that I think I need a loaded gun 24 hours a day to protect myself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

take his trash

I was this-many reads in when I finally understood he wasn't TALKING trash to his dumpster.

"You want a piece of me, you smelly filth, you rubbish heap, you trumpsterfire of human indecen--BANG! Arghhhhhh...."

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[–] pastermil 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

His biggest threat was himself.

Glad he took care of that.

Now he is no longer a threat to himself.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn, should have had a good gun to stop his bad one.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Guns don't kill people... Wait, yes they do, this article proves it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If only there was a good gun with a gun there to save him...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Good for the gun. It had nothing to lose but its chains.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a comment on one of those tell me where you're from without mentioning the country type of threads.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Yet if there's any discussion about better gun safety and education it turns into "you're taking our rights away!"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's honestly impressive.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Eh. The Darwin Awards have seen countless examples of:

  • Police, firearm instructors, etc. shooting themselves.
  • People “proving” (incorrectly) that a gun is unloaded by pointing it at their head & pulling the trigger.
  • Hunters being shot by their dogs that step on the triggers of shotguns etc.
  • People using waistbands as holsters.
  • People playing Russian roulette, sometimes with semiautomatic pistols.

And on and on…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's so wild to me to hear these things, because it's been a good 15 years since I took hunter safety training in my state, but the literal first thing they taught us was about considering where your bullet's going to go.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Yeah, yeah, but notice how no trash thief attacked him on his way to the dumpster thanks to him having a gun on his person!

/s

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

I misread this as "talking trash to dumpster" and thought "The police will come up with any excuse to shoot innocent people and make it look like a suicide now, won't they?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (14 children)

I definitely need a gun to take out my trash. You never know when trash-monsters might jump out of the dumpster and then what.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

You guys are making jokes but we can all be grateful he died free with his 2nd amendment rights intact. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So he was carrying an unsecured weapon? It's good that he just shot himself, and not some innocent bystander.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (28 children)

Imagine how much of a pussy you have to be to need to wear a gun at all times.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

From my read of the article he wasn't wearing it, he was holding it in his hands along with the trash...

What's the line of thinking on that?

Get up. Realize it's trash day and grab the trash to go outside - but wait! What if some ne'er-do-well has been lying in ambush until 6 in the fucking morning to rob me of my precious trash? Better grab my heat. Shit I'm still in my pajamas and my holster is in the other room. I'll just walk out like some romcom librarian, except instead of books I have a heap of trash and a loaded gun and the part where I trip is a lot less cute.

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[–] Socsa 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

One of the worst King of the Hill arcs.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

I really underappreciated King of the Hill when I was growing up.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

A Darwin award is needed for this idiot

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (16 children)

What POS gun goes off from a slip and fall? This sounds like some serious stupidity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

The Sig P320, a $700 pistol from a "quality" brand that was adopted as the new military standard issue pistol, would fire if dropped at the wring angle. They didn't want to have the trigger-safety mechanism that Glock and others use that includes a spring-loaded trigger lock that prevents the trigger from being pulled without something actually inside the trigger guard to pull it.

So if you dropped it at the wrong angle, it had enough inertia that when the gun hit the ground the trigger would keep moving and pull itself.

This was discovered in military trials, so they fixed the flaw (with a lighter trigger that wouldn't have as much inertia combined with a heavier trigger pull) for the military, but not for the Civilian model.

A viral YouTube video came out showing how it could be reliably fired by dropping it (the video used blanks so they weren't actually shooting wildly), and they still denied it was a problem until all the gun dealers refused to sell the gun.

They did a recall, but there's still probably a million affected guns out there.

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[–] MoonMoon 15 points 3 months ago

I kept reading "Man taLking trash to a dumpster" and I was like lol get rekt noob it wasn't even armed. Then I read "dumpster with gun" and thought hmm, maybe it was. I should go to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For some reason i read man talking trash to dumpster

[–] captain_aggravated 12 points 3 months ago

"What? You're just some big green box! You ain't shit! You're full of shit! What are you gonna do, sit there and smell kinda bad? Your mother was a steel mill."

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Nature is healing itself.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

aLWAyS CArRY oNE iN ThE CHamBER

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

You know there really should be some kind of safety feature on the gun which prevents it going off just because the trigger got pulled.

Also even I know about trigger discipline, I mean come on

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

What could go wrong if I walk with a loaded gun with the safety off?

Nothing! This way I can shoot someone so fast that cops would envy me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Sometimes the trash takes himself out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

This was the most onion headline I've read and it took a long minute to realize where I was.

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