julysfire

Finally made the switch to Firefox just 2 days ago. Great so far.

Big Science doesn't want you to know this one simple trick.

That man is a actual terrorist. They should treat him as such

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

FL here, we did try shooting Helene but that just pissed her off and she become a Cat 4

There will absolutely still be a customer that takes a balloon from behind the sign and asks for it to be filled up in the store.

One word: VOTE

The "I was just doing what I was told" defense isn't a defense and that's been proven.

However, it's also been proven this guy suffers 0 consequences to anything ever so....

There has been no consequences to his actions so of course he is going to do whatever he wants.

As someone who used to smoke and had a Zippo, absolutely this. If it was pretty windy, the flame may stay lit but it wouldn't hold still enough to light anything.

10 homes? How about like 3 max. And that's being generous.

I'm sorry, they are doing what now? I don't believe I read this correctly....especially not on The Onion's site. And they somehow don't see anything weird about this?