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Only Honk (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

HONK if you HONK

I will HONK HONK

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

196-13081261

[–] Jax 5 points 3 months ago

It's like I'm having a stroke, but without the smell of burnt toast.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I dropped my Netflix subscription and just spend hours a day on OnlyHonk. Don't judge!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Be careful, friend. Honk addiction is a real thing. I was severely addicted to honk, and I lost so much energy to and money to Only honk. You should really consider No Flap. Not flapping your wings has been proven to increase your psychic mumbo jumbo!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

honk-enraged

[–] maccentric 9 points 3 months ago

Their tongues have teeth!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

I freaking love this idea.

Oops, I mean: HONK!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

The next day, every rake in a 1/2 mile radius was found in the nearest lake

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

HONK

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

so when do they actually reveal the gander, then?

or is the menu filled only with sauce for the geese?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Well if that sauce is good for them...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Cobra chicken attacc!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Well you know what they say. Whats good for the gander reveal party, is good for the goose.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The honkening.

A good tradition.

[–] southsamurai 6 points 3 months ago

Ain't no party like a gander party!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Only honks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

i will give them all knives

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Only Honk.

Or

"There are no genders. Only Honk."

Make a new website, and/or make a new HonkBusters.

Alternatively: "Where we're going, we won't need genders to honk..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

How can there be no genders if they’re revealing ganders which are expressly male?