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Funniest shit I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
PFP checks out
Husband good?
Also bad, just different
People bad. Relationship bad. Consumers good.
The bad and unhappy couple's hair looks fabulous, I wonder which products they use?
This is just the modern version of those boomer comics where the punchline is a guy not liking his wife
Disagree. This is still boomer.
I'd argue it's every generation for all of time
It seems to be exactly that. I don't like my wife, she,s always mad.
This is some boomer Facebook level shit
Wife bad and mad. So funny.
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
~ George Carlin
I didn't know Carlin said this, but the funny thing about it is, any bi person will tell you it's the truth. You have to pick between dating crazy, or stupid.
You didn't get the memo? Don't stick your bits in crazy!
So... how do trans people work in here? Do they transition from crazy to stupid or vice versa, or do they get a bit of both? Or do they cancel each other out?
I have no idea. I haven't personally dated any. Just (as far as I know) cis people.
I'll look at revising my data if I break up with my current partner. I don't expect that to happen anytime soon, though.
Lol wife bad, amirite?
My wife once got mad at me for something I did IN HER DREAM
Just offer to apologize in your next dream.
Is it any different than wife getting angry about something she imagined I was thinking? That shit happens all the time.
My wife is always waking up butt hurt because I cheated on her in a dream. It's never been a real issue though, and we laugh about it.
If your wife is constantly having dreams about you cheating on her there's probably a deeper issue that needs to be explored.
I made us late for our flight in a dream once by insisting on going to a Virgin Megastore and she won’t let me forget it.
You should probably find a different wife then.
Yup. Mine was legitimately furious with me for a few hours until she finally convinced herself it was just a dream.
I'm sure I've done plenty of crazy/stupid things in return though.
Communication: try it sometime.
No you.
Boomer humor
Me: Showed this to wife
Wife: “Yes”
go to therapy dude
Nice reversal of gender stereotypes over which one comes back from the pub every night bladdered.