midnight_puker

My Bible thumping mother put her blinders on and voted the antichrist into office. I gotta say, if the Christians were right all along, I'll be laughing in her face as we both burn in hell for eternity.

It could be two days, I'll still be fucking ready for them.

And my axe.

He was saying it with his heart.

No way Jose am I spitting this stuff out, it tastes like fruit.

I can't imagine many people think fondly about time spent with you.

What was his name again?? 🤔

Not fantastic. The kids started daycare and brought home some illness that I caught immediately. I called off work a couple days and they want documentation of some sort, as if I can afford a visit to the doctor with no insurance. On the other hand, I did land an interview for a much better job, so I remain hopeful.

I got one for each ankle.

Gimme a break. Police K9s don't actually detect the presence of drugs, they just respond to prompts from their handlers.

Why stop at pepper spray?

Must be nice.