More like DonOLD Trump, amiright? Woo!
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This is my first time seeing this. Pretty clever. Childish. Cheap. Petty. Wonderful.
Random memory recovered!
Back in early 2016, we made the joke "Don Old Rump", who wants that lol
oh thats goood
Probably someone less rapey and weird too, hopefully.
I will now list all of the normal people in the GOP:
Thanks for that comprehensive list. I appreciate your hard work. I am saving it for historical purposes.
You forgot .
Good luck finding that in current GOP
Something to remember:
Don't think for one minute that "not-Trump" means "not-Project 2025".
This plan will be on the back burner quietly simmering away until all those who support it are evicted from the RNC.
Like Harris? She’s younger!
And according to Trump, she’s still extremely youthful despite having the experience of a 60 year old prosecutor and lawmaker.
He’s even directly endorsed her in the past.
But just as awful
Dementia Don the racist rapist with 34 felonies that can't complete a coherent sentence is just too old. He needs to drop out. It's pathetic at this point and he's really just embarrassing himself. Sad.
Dump Trump
This is like kids at a restaurant. 2 kids are getting the things they always get. One kid changes their mind last second. Other kids mocks them about how bad their food is gonna suck, should have gotten old faithful, etc. Turns out the new choice was great, superior in fact. Now the other kid wants to change his choice but it be too late ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mental age checks out.
What goes around comes around. Repubes never learned the lesson when they relentlessly called Joe Biden old and senile for past 2+ years 🤣
I mean that can always nominate JD "couch lover" Vance.
No dolphin will ever vote for him.
Every Republican will tell you that Snopes is not a reliable source. If they say it's false, then it must be true, right?!
Har!
Like I'm going to trust the crooked liberal media.
That's not fair, even AP had to say there's no way to actually prove he didn't fuck a couch!
People come up to me and ask, "SwingingTheLamp, is it true that JD Vance put his dick in a couch?" I dunno. People are saying that JD Vance fucked a couch. Great people, some of the best people are saying it. We have the best couches in this country. Did you ever notice that? Best, sexiest couches. Migrants are flooding across the border to defile our couches. Dropping loads between our cushions, not even a rubber glove. It's disgusting. We have to keep our couches safe for good, American dicks.
Can I get a Riker trombone up in this?
Here you go! I was asleep for this one.
Ahhh. That’s the stuff.
That's true, he is too old and suffering from dementia. They will vote for him anyway since they have neither morals nor integrity.
Sure. But isn't this regression to the mean? If he was 25 they would want someone older. What about wanting someone that can speak in sentences or isn't an abject failure at every facet of life.
If he was 25 he wouldn't be eligible to run for office.
Id vote for that Kyle kid. You can always trust a "Kyle".