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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Which sounds rad as fuck. Like how you'd open a speech for the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would also argue that "whores and scoundrels" is more inclusive. You can be either one regardless of your parts or gender identity.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After further ruminating on this thought:

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a whore, and a scoundrel, and a rascal, a ne'er-do-well, and a villain… Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Don't you...forget about me..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Forget Reddit gold, this deserves a Lemmy Lemon.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Strumpets and Scoundrels sounds more high class and has better alliteration

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Strumpets and Scallywags sounds even more high class and has even better alliteration.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

My husband has served as an MC for a few fetish or counter-cultural events, and he likes to open with "Welcome, theydies and gentlethem!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Given the origin of the phrase was extremely classist in Britain. Probably peasants and surfs would be the opposite. Any form of commoner would not be a lady or a gentleman. So reminding people of that.

Though I'm sure the British would do it and I thoroughly British way, introducing Mr Bob and his wife Julia, and now introducing the gentleman lord von butterscotch and his lady affelia.

In the context you would know they were commoners cuz they didn't get the title lady or gentleman

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

One of my favorite insults is to exclude someone from these classes by simply saying their name afterwards:

"Good morning gentlemen, Steve."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Tramps and Troglodytes

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Viragos and rapscallions.

[–] kersploosh 18 points 1 year ago

"Bitches and assholes, thank you for coming to tonight's presentation..."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I can only hear Geoffrey Rush's captain Barbossa..."Whores and Scoundrels... "

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How about hamsters and elderberries.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Fetchez la vache!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not everyone is incredibly hairy, or a drunkard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Scoundrels just doesn't have the same sting to it as whore does

Personally I think it's more offensive to call someone a booger eater

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the opposite technically be "Gentlemen and Ladies"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ladisn't and gentlemen't. Or standies and harshmen.