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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But doctor, I am the guy who really likes to talk about linux

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, I am a pack of wolves in a trenchcoat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Now you only need a reason to fight and you can make a movie

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sit with the Linux guy. Then tell him one of the wolves thinks Arch is bloated. Then I get half the plane to myself.

[–] SpeakinTelnet 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you want to be distro-neutral tell him one of the wolf has issues with windows.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

instrucrions unclear. now wolves are using linux

[–] SpeakinTelnet 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Inside you there are two wolves.

One use Gentoo

The other one use Gentoo

You are compiling

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Don't need to. If I walked onto a plane and I'm deciding where to sit, there's only one reason I would know the guy is a Linux user (he uses Arch btw).

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

I like to fall asleep to boring audiobooks. The Linux guy would just be the live action version.

[–] eestileib 34 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I'm a canid furry and am trying to decide what distro to switch to when Win 10 caps out.

This is a hard decision for me, but not the way the author intended.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love how no two of the replies to this comment suggested the same distro. (Okay, two people said Fedora, but no two of the others.)

I'm going to exacerbate that problem by saying Pop!_OS.

Also there's no reason to believe the Linux user isn't a canid furry also. Arch users are kinda famous for it.

[–] eestileib 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Source: I'm an Arch user, see my Lemmy instance

[–] RmDebArc_5 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you have no/very little experience and want to switch as easily as possible I’d use Linux Mint, but if you want a bit more of a “power user distro” I’d suggest a distro from the fedora family (Fedora/Nobara/Fedora Atomic/Aurora/Bazzite) depending on what you want to do.

[–] eestileib 6 points 1 month ago

"No Bara?" That's gonna be a problem...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm not super techy; basic windows user type. I distro hopped for a while, and landed on fedora. Love it. Vanilla Gnome is awesome for me, and provides enough of a difference from Windows to feel fresh and fun, while being intuitive enough to figure out easily. The terminal is optional, but fun to use, and there are guides a plenty, though if you need to rely on guides for everything, Ubuntu based distros are going to have way more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Make it simple and just use fedora. Has lots of the same benefits as openSUSE, except openSUSE allows you to choose any and all the software that should be installed through a GUI installer. You should be fine, use flatpak for the freedom from distro specific application packages, and the ability to harden flatpak sandboxing through Flatseal or native support in system UI. For a Windows looking UI, I recommend KDE Plasma which is available for Fedora as the KDE Spin edition, or natively in the openSUSE installer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is this like an alternative 13 werewolves?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Use Slackware. Why stop half way when leaving behind the mainstream?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you want i can help you choose a distro, it really depends on your personal preference, pm me or reply if you want me to help

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I would use Ubuntu if you would like good community support

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We're all dead because the wolves aren't staying in their seats.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Linux has good security, simply chmod the seats on the left so the wolves don't get execute permissions

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Nah, they're just it people on their way to a convention

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

You're on lemmy, you're all already the Linux guy and I'm already sat with you on this eternal flight

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I'd love to talk about Linux for 10 hours.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Before I decide... do the wolves use Windows?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] where_am_i 3 points 1 month ago

ok, the Linux guy wins it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I pick the hungry danger puppies, if I get to feed them that is.

Because I already use Arch btw.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The wolves won at "who really likes to talk"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't Richard Stallman fit it better? Even visually?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

He's a pedophile though so he shouldn't be worshipped

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I sit next to the Linux guy. I can info dump better than he can, he'll move himself into the wolf side of the aisle before we've even taken off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

humans have a pretty good track record with wolves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Simple.... Guy who really likes to talk about Linux. I can do that for the whole flight as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'd talk to the Linux guy about how fun it used to be to install debian 1.1 back in 1995. And how I've still got the same /home from that install

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'll get off the plane as fast as possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'll exit the unfastened fake door for an Archer, but I'd gladly sit with a Geny, Rhely, Deby, or Lfstist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

aww the doggies :3

[–] where_am_i 3 points 1 month ago

ITT: half of lemmy is the guy on the left.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sacrifice him to the pack, steal his laptop, pet the doggies