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"I can't be a racist sack of shit and spew hate speech in Canada so I'm not coming!" - a fetid sack of gangrenous anal sphincters.

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[–] xmunk 153 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Awesome. While you're at it can you convince Jordan Peterson to permanently move down to Texas with you? We'd love to get rid of that shit.

Honestly, most Canadians are more ashamed of Peterson than Bieber and that's a fucking accomplishment.

[–] kboy101222 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck no, he's yours to keep. We're full on crazies, especially in Texas!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Push them into Florida and then evict Florida into the abyss.

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like a win for Canada!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

And therefore the rest of the world!

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

OH NO!

Anyways...

Who likes puppies?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Did you see that alien post, they beamed up a cow, because a human called them 'grass puppers'. So hilarious. Do you have a favorite breed? I love them all.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan said he will not visit Canada. It is a great day for Canada, and therefore, the world.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago

Sounds like this Canadien policy might just be working as intended.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago

Stop giving this brain damaged cretin the attention he craves

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (10 children)

There is free speech and hate speech, and we don't allow one of them... never have, never will, and that's not Trudeau, that's us being Canadians, being kind, and taking care of each other, and that's what makes us different from Americans.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well I guess we can thank Trudeau for that 😁

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
  1. Not conservative aristofascist
  2. Repels Joe Rogan

That's 2!

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Most of us Canadians never have to worry about hate speech laws Joe, because most of us aren't running around saying hateful, race baiting, genocidal speech. If you worry about hate speech laws getting you, maybe you're the one with the issue

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

That's exactly it. It's always hate speech that those who are braying about free speech are trying to protect.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan probably has a DUI on his record or something like that that prohibits him from entering Canada.

I knew this lady who went to the same saloon in Seattle that I frequented. Anyways she was a Canadian citizen but she got a DUI in the USA and she couldn't go home until she did the requirements for entry.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Uh, CBSA can't refuse you if you're a Canadian citizen for an American DUI. She definitely wasn't a full Canadian if she had to do anything.

It's in our charter of Rights.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_6_of_the_Canadian_Charter_of_Rights_and_Freedoms#:~:text=Under%20the%20heading%20%22Mobility%20Rights,remain%20in%20and%20leave%20Canada.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Thanks, that makes it even more funny. She was a funny lady but yeah, did drink a bit much.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

He is free to stay right where he is. Canada doesn't need him.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, the free speech of blocking highways with semi trucks.

From the "It's okay to run over protestors" crowd. That's speech to them too.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Good. Rogan is shit

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Congratulations, Canada. Keep that trash out of your beautiful country

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I don't listen/watch Rogan anymore but I'm assuming the erosion of women's rights and project 2025 and voting rates and seizure of the supreme court has gotten him up in arms about his own country right? /s

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If he thinks we're far into the erosion of individual rights now, wait till he hears about our Conservatives!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The funny thing is that Americans think that guns and hate speech make them the freest country in the world.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

TIL greater than zero people still listen to that clown rogan

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Canada won't let Proud Boys nor Hells Angels across the border as they are declared terrorist organizations or somesuch.

This is Rogan showing out for them.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I'm sure Canada is devastated by this terrible, terrible news.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Thank god 😊

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well that should give Trudeau a nice boost in popularity, I'm guessing. I'm relatively sure we're not crying in our Molson Canadians because a 'roided out douche isn't going to come here.

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[–] Voroxpete 18 points 10 months ago

I see this as an unqualified win for Canada.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hope he stays in fucking Texas.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! Who will suck off Alberta?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

He’s not welcome here either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Fuck joe rogan, that real-life thumb-thumb lookin' motherfucker

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

"The guy that played the janitor from News Radio has thoughts."

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[–] Eol 14 points 10 months ago

I don't think anyone cares what Joe Rogan does or doesn't do, lol.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan peut donner un bisou Γ  mon petit trou de cul au sirop d'Γ©rable.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

It's not like he's wanted up here anyway.

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