I can't think of anyone deserving of $10 more than a woman willing to shove a melon into her anus for my pleasure
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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Idk dude, the girl who did 2 melons deserve it more
And the 2 girls and their cup! They deserve that tenner the most!
And the 2 girls and their cup! They deserve that tenner the most!
What about the girls letting you put money into the sex machine drilling their faces?
Everyone with a non mainstream fetish does. That's why ~~our~~their porn is also usually higher quality.
Really?
Because anytime I'm browsing for free porn, I see extremely niche categories.
Rule 34 doesn't state "free", but I've honestly never come across any type of video material I couldn't find for free.
Niche may also mean a particular person. There was an OF girl I was obsessed with. Not in an emotional way, but damn did she push my buttons, her makeup, outfits, poses, all that and more. And the tiniest titties, if you're into that. Paid for a couple of months just to get some more.
PrincessRosea69 if anyone wants to find her on reddit, see what I mean.
Oh true, particular person I can see being much more challenging to find for free.
And sort of should be, not cool to steal small time content creators shit.
Thanks for the tip, I guess.
Those are some small tiddies
I might have to check that out... for science
our porn is better
Guy who spends money to jack off
sex workers deserve to get paid for their work - if you can find a way to pay them directly, that's perfect :))
Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!
Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).
I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!
I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.
Sounds like the origin story of a serial killer.
If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.
That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.
Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?
My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.
can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?
Only if we harvest everyones' metadata and start trying to sell them personalized ads and maybe whoopsiedaisey forget to keep the data secure and get everyones' data exposed.
Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.
Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.
Especially considering Anon is already on 4chan
If you're willing to pay for porn, you're doing a lot of things wrong.