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[–] [email protected] 164 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"I'm a never Trump guy"

joins his ticket

Classic conservative move

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Money and power are all they really want, and the former is really just a means to attain the latter anyway.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget sex. They're big on that.

[–] Captainvaqina 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Usually they go little actually.

Yuck, feels bad to say what they do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I nearly made it explicit, but

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You got it wrong... They want the latter in pursuit of the former. Politics is just a business model for them

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

George HW Bush called Reagan's trickle down tax cuts 'voo doo economics.'

That was before he got the nod to be Vice-president.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Hillbilly greed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ohh...it's kinda like when they say, "I'm not a pedo."

[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ve seen “Trump is a fucking moron” countless times, but this is my first time seeing it from his former Secretary of State. Damn.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He’s the source of the quote.

Sure, it’s a commonly-spoken truism, but Tillerson famously (and officially) said it in 2015 (?).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Guess I missed the original context. Thanks!

[–] can 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trump was on TV a lot. I'm confident I've probably said/heard it personally before 2015.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’m sure people have been saying this since another person first encountered him. Again, Rex Tillerson was just the person who most loudly and most publicly said it. And he’s the person people can officially quote as an official spokesman from his own administration who said it in an official context.

That’s what makes it notable

[–] can 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Notable, but source of the quote? Rex Tillerson sounds like someone Trump made up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Source of the official quote. As in an actual public official who said it during an official speech. Not just some yahoo off the street who happened to mention it in passing.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago

"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."

-lindsie gram

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

JD "Maybe it's Maybelline" Vance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lol I was just thinking it looked like he was wearing an obvious amount of eyeliner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

He's playing in his The Cure cover band (called Liberal Tears) later that night.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Harris should bring Mattis in to the administration in some capacity. He’s smart, universally respected, and the guy bleeds red, white, and blue.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He got fucking dragged by Trumpworld after he resigned over Trump's stance on Afghanistan (or was it the Kurds?), it was probably one of the most severe about-faces I've ever seen from conservatives about one man. Went from a Marine's Marine, a warrior-scholar, to a complete disgrace to the Corps as far as they're concerned.

Really cemented my view of Trump as a cult of personality when I saw that narrative, and the base eating it up, in real time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

It was because we abandoned the Kurds. Mattis felt very strongly on the matter. He also went to bat for transgender service members.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It doesn't matter much in terms of election PR, as he's already "burned" in Trumpworld. He's not going to change many minds.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Maddog Mattis was never a Trump loyalist. As a matter of fact ended up resigning because of his bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Spineless republicans aka republicans

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trumpers excuse all of this how? They think they know the guy better somehow?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

They never said it.

But we have audio...

It's fake news...

But we have video....

It's fake news...

I am JD Vance, and I'm telling you Trump is Hitler!

That's just Satan talking...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

As a european watching those 'maga' cult followers is disturbing. In the 1930s 'some guy' in Germany also rallied huge crowds cheering for him, no matter what he said or did. That same guy survived a assasination attempt.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that makes it seem like politicians will say whatever the person paying them wants them to!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure, "politicians". This is clearly a bOtH SiDeS issue! Except... Where are all the people who served on Biden's staff and why are they not saying similar things? What about Obama? Harris is the presumptive Nominee, where are the people who used to support her now calling her a danger? Hmm...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Being silenced by the Deep State obviously... Remember the enemy is both weak and strong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

JD's money man, (f)Elon's bff, and hulk hogan's knight in shining armor, Peter Thiel, is a 'deep state' FBI informant.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/billionaire-fbi-informant-peter-thiel-130944864.html

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This is what happens when a party elects someone who has never been in politics. Not a mayor, a governor, a senator nor congressman. Just a conman celebrity so called billionaire.

Really by the people for the people huh.

They all realised that actually, he’s absolutely not qualified for anything to do with government in the slightest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"Divide and conquer" came from ~~the Romans.~~ ancient Greece.

The maxim divide et impera has been attributed to Philip II of Macedon. It was utilised by the Roman ruler Julius Caesar and the French emperor Napoleon... (Wikipedia)

~Thanks Rolando for the correction.~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wikipedia says Philip II of Macedon, but doesn't give a reference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Who invented laser, though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Thanks. I wasn't aware and edited my comment accordingly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. I just looked it up to be extra sure, the wording itself is at least as old as Machiavelli and the strategy as old as antiquity. (Let's be honest, probably even prehistory).

The Nazis were delusional, but even in their wildest dreams they didn't plan to conquer the United States.

Americans are so historically illiterate, it hurts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They may not have planned to invade... but I think they did plan to defeat... which is all the quote really is implying IMO.

I don't think anybody claimed that the Nazis coined the phrase though.

[–] mindbleach 6 points 3 months ago

'I'll believe The Idiot is growing into the presidency when his staff stops talking about him like a toddler.'

He's not very smart and he has a visible personality disorder. He is exactly as dumb as he looks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

At least one of those has dumbed down to change their tune. The rest need to get louder